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  • I did play roller hockey growing up, but I played in a league of all guys.

    Source: alwaysbeenyourach
    • 5 days ago
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  • Me: Who would like to know an awesome random fact, please raise your hand.

    *no one raises hand*

    Me: Fine! You won’t gain any knowledge of the bullshit I was going to instill in your brain.

    Well that backfired.

    • 6 days ago
    • #really?
  • duelofpersonalities:

    There should be a 911 for lonely people. Like when you’re lonely you can dial 922 and then the operator will say “What’s your emergency?” and you’ll say “I have no friends” and then you’ll hear sirens and someone will arrive at your door with pizza and Lord of the Rings and then you can just hang out for a while.

    Can we just invent this? Like now.

    (via vin-accardi)

    Source: duelofpersonalities
    • 1 week ago
    • 1149 notes
  • paintdoktahwho:

    11’s regeneration

    (via vin-accardi)

    Source: paintdoktahwho
    • 1 week ago
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  • solesoffire:

literature meme | short stories 1/8
The Yellow Wallpaper is a 6,000-word short story by the American writer Charlotte Perkins Gilman, first published in January 1892 in The New England Magazine. It is regarded as an important early work of American feminist literature, illustrating attitudes in the 19th century toward women’s physical and mental health.
Presented in the first person, the story is a collection of journal entries written by a woman whose physician husband has confined her to the upstairs bedroom of a house he has rented for the summer. She is forbidden from working and has to hide her journal from him, so she can recuperate from what he calls a “temporary nervous depression – a slight hysterical tendency,” a diagnosis common to women in that period. The windows of the room are barred, and there is a gate across the top of the stairs, allowing her husband to control her access to the rest of the house. (x)

I really have discovered something at last.Through watching so much at night, when it changes so, I have finally found out.The front pattern does move—and no wonder! The woman behind shakes it! Sometimes I think there are a great many women behind, and sometimes only one, and she crawls around fast, and her crawling shakes it all over.Then in the very bright spots she keeps still, and in the very shady spots she just takes hold of the bars and shakes them hard.And she is all the time trying to climb through. But nobody could climb through that pattern—it strangles so; I think that is why it has so many heads. They get through, and then the pattern strangles them off and turns them upside down, and makes their eyes white! If those heads were covered or taken off it would not be half so bad. 
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    solesoffire:

    literature meme | short stories 1/8

    The Yellow Wallpaper is a 6,000-word short story by the American writer Charlotte Perkins Gilman, first published in January 1892 in The New England Magazine. It is regarded as an important early work of American feminist literature, illustrating attitudes in the 19th century toward women’s physical and mental health.

    Presented in the first person, the story is a collection of journal entries written by a woman whose physician husband has confined her to the upstairs bedroom of a house he has rented for the summer. She is forbidden from working and has to hide her journal from him, so she can recuperate from what he calls a “temporary nervous depression – a slight hysterical tendency,” a diagnosis common to women in that period. The windows of the room are barred, and there is a gate across the top of the stairs, allowing her husband to control her access to the rest of the house. (x)

    I really have discovered something at last.Through watching so much at night, when it changes so, I have finally found out.The front pattern does move—and no wonder! The woman behind shakes it! Sometimes I think there are a great many women behind, and sometimes only one, and she crawls around fast, and her crawling shakes it all over.Then in the very bright spots she keeps still, and in the very shady spots she just takes hold of the bars and shakes them hard.
    And she is all the time trying to climb through. But nobody could climb through that pattern—it strangles so; I think that is why it has so many heads. They get through, and then the pattern strangles them off and turns them upside down, and makes their eyes white! If those heads were covered or taken off it would not be half so bad.

    read full

    (via vin-accardi)

    Source: solesoffire
    • 1 week ago
    • 2082 notes
  • ALLONS-Y!: confusedtree: i-am-number-twelve: confusedtree: r0rytheroman:...

    confusedtree:

    i-am-number-twelve:

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    r0rytheroman:

    confusedtree:

    Just sorry that Matt Smith didn’t jump ship before his character finished his transformation from swashbuckling time traveller with two hearts of gold to childish misogynist who says shit like…

    Source: confusedtree
    • 2 weeks ago
    • 3717 notes
  • did-you-kno:

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    Source: didyouknowblog.com
    • 2 weeks ago
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  • Source: bunnymadknitter
    • 3 weeks ago
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  • lambhoof:

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    lambhoof:

    My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

    Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

    1. Doot Toot
    2. tiny fern
    3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
    4. broken heart broken trumpet
    5. George Costanza is my hero

    (via vin-accardi)

    Source: lambhoof
    • 3 weeks ago
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  • ticklemelol:

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    More LOL stuff here http://ticklemelol.tumblr.com/

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    • 3 weeks ago
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